Talking about writing, characters, humanity

In creative writing classes, people say many things that make little to no sense. It turns out that, no matter how much someone loves to read and write, most people are ill-equipped to talk about writing (want proof? Read Billy Collins’ poem “Workshop”). It’s easier to talk about craft in those lower-level composition classes. You can … Continue reading Talking about writing, characters, humanity

Grass mud horse (for your list of things not to say in public)

When I told my friend Ben that there was a petting zoo at the pumpkin patch, he was mildly amused. But once we arrived, one animal in particular made him ecstatic, chanting its name like some sort of charismatic worshiper. He said: “Llama! Llama! Llama!” I thought it was strange that he was so obsessed … Continue reading Grass mud horse (for your list of things not to say in public)